BREAKING : Morgan Freeman to replace Joe Mafela in Generations : The Legacy

BREAKING : Morgan Freeman to replace Joe Mafela in Generations : The Legacy

In a surprising move that has left Mzansi shocked, the producers of popular SABC 1 soapie, Generation : The Legacy have made a shock announcement that they have found a replacement for the late Joe Mafela. Hollywood star, Morgan Freeman has been reported to have accepted to fill Joe Mafela’s shoes at Generations. The two stars have an uncanny resemblance and Generations producers say Morgan was the popular choice and they approached him and offered…

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Joburg woman looking for any man who can impregnate her, she will pay you money

Joburg woman looking for any man who can impregnate her, she will pay you money

Joburg woman looking for any man who can impregnate her, she will pay you money. Dear South Africans please hide my I.D. I’m a Jo’burg businesswoman and university graduate aged 33. I’m doing quite well I should admit. I have never been married and I would always encounter problems with all my boyfriends upon reaching advanced stages of marriage. Something small would just happen just before marriage and the relationship would permanently collapse. Now I’m…

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Baby Survives 2 Weeks Eating Cockroaches After Single Mom Dies In Shower

Baby Survives 2 Weeks Eating Cockroaches After Single Mom Dies In Shower

BREAKING – “Kids complain about eating brands of cornflakes they don’t like and this little girl ate roaches for 2 weeks and lived,” said a building caretaker that found this little one-year-old girl in the infested apartment at the Cape Flats, which is a wide, low-lying, flat area situated to the southeast of the central business district of Cape Town. To many people in Cape Town, the area is known simply as “The Flats”. Stacy…

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”I’ve Had Se_x With A C!rcumcised And Un-C!rcumcised Pen!s – Here’s What’s Better” – Woman Reveals All

”I’ve Had Se_x With A C!rcumcised And Un-C!rcumcised Pen!s – Here’s What’s Better” – Woman Reveals All

The debate stops here. An American woman reveals all The first time I came into real-life contact with an unc!rcumcised pen!s was several years ago. Up until then it was something I’d only seen online as some bizarre curiosity to me, an American woman. A friend would ask, “Have you seen an unc!rcumcised pen!s?” Then, we’d gather around a computer as the images were brought up, and we expressed our disgust. It’s not like pen!ses…

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Tembisa woman posts adverts demanding s3x from any horny man to revenge ex-boyfriend

Tembisa woman posts adverts demanding s3x from any horny man to revenge ex-boyfriend

WHEN MIRRIAM and her boyfriend broke up she wanted revenge. So she dreamed up an evil plan that would hurt him and his family . . . she posted their details on a s3x website . Now the kganyago family are living a life of hell as offers of dirty s3x keep streaming in. Phuti Kganyago, the family’s eldest daughter, spoke to reporters from her house in Tembisa, near Joburg. Almost in tears, she said…

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Furious Wife Chops Off Husband’s PEN!S, Then Sneaks Into Hospital To Cut Him Again

Furious Wife Chops Off Husband’s PEN!S, Then Sneaks Into Hospital To Cut Him Again

You know that saying about how hell hath no fury like a woman scorned? That may not be a universal truth, but it certainly seems to apply to one furious wife in China who caught her husband cheating and decided to take revenge by chopping off his p_enis — not once, but twice. Fan Lung, 32, a father of five, drew the wrath of his wife Feng, age 21 (both pictured above at the hospital),…

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